arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

Preach!!!!

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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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